There is nothing you possess that it cannot destroy

So The New Yorker had a contest in which readers were invited to submit art re-imagining cover boy Eustace Tilley, shown below in his original incarnation:



And wouldn't you know, someone came up with this. Which is funny and cool but also makes you want to die a little inside. (This, on the other hand, is a more guilt-free pleasure. Superflat, baby.)

Let'sjustputshitupandcallitadayist

Courtesy of today's edition of SFist:



Get it? Because, uh, people might have been yelling at Tatiana the tiger. Just like Sailor Moon villains Tiger Eye and Hawk Eye are yelling! At Sailor Venus. Because they want to date her...

Still, the dude's name is Tiger Eye. So technically it's probably more on point than, oh, I dunno...



Sure, we all hate Chibiusa, but isn't that a little harsh?